As a respite from discussions about courts, jurisdictions and all manner of serious legal issues, I thought I would remind you all that this is an imperfect and, sometimes, a just plain weird system. As proof, here are some more strange and stupid laws enacted to protect our revered citizenry from itself:
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
No one may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
It is illegal to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
Husbands may not kiss their wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence. Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell one's children.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
That's right, this is your tax money at work making sure we enact and then enforce these laws. Money well spend, wouldn't you say?
Have a great Tuesday!
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